Wednesday Highlights
Impractical Jokers
(44) 7 pm
The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers.When tonight’s loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience, he’s the one who gets scared straight.
The Simpsons
(59) 7 pm
The men and boys of Springfield become obsessed with Mixed Martial Arts, a sport where fighters inflict severe pain on one another. When Marge and her friends stage a protest, the show’s promoter embraces the controversy and challenges Marge to a match.
SpongeBob SquarePants (65) 7 pm
Pearl gets a job to be cool like her friends, but the only store that’s hiring is the lamest store at the mall. SpongeBob loses the use of his thumbs, and must get them back in working order before his entire life falls apart.
Guy’s Grocery Games (95) 7 pm
Guy Fieri puts the chefs to the test with games of extreme limitations. First, the chefs make their best chicken dish using only eight ingredients. Then, Guy asks for a regional comfort dish with a seven-ingredient limit.
Chicago Med (9) (15) 8 pm
Dr. Halstead is finding continued success in his trial. Dr. Charles’ daughter, Anna, receives lifechanging news. Noah finds himself in a situation not even April can fix.
Last Man Standing
(47) 8 pm
Although Eve insists she’s okay after her first high school breakup, everyone has an opinion as to how she should deal with her feelings. To take her mind off it, Mike has her tag along to watch sports on Ed’s new 120-inch TV.
Modern Family (59) 8 pm
The entire family tags along as Phil fulfills his mom’s wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived: Australia. Unfortunately, Phil’s attempts to embrace his native land are met by a lot of rejection.
Rosemary & Thyme
(61) 8 pm
Dying grass at the Bowden Grange Language School drags Rosemary and Laura into a mystery from the past and a bitter present-day rivalry. First Polish student Angelica disappears, then school handyman Felix is found with his throat slashed.
The Swamp
(302) 8 pm
An unprecedented behind-the-scenes documentary following members of the rebellious Freedom Caucus as they navigate friends and foes of both parties, while facing demands to raise money for their re-election campaigns and the Republican national party.
Prodigal Son
(3) 8 pm
When a priest is found murdered in his place of worship, Bright grapples with its effect on his own trauma. Martin, trying to help with the case, consults his fellow inmate, Friar Pete, whom he learns is keeping a secret of his own.
Fixer to Fabulous (49) 9 pm
After moving 20 times in 28 years, a couple is ready to make the move into a recently purchased Victorian their last. The rooms are a hash of renovations past, so Dave and Jenny Marrs help
turn this house into a modern home where they’ll want to stay. King of the Hill
(43) 10 pm
When Reverend Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills’ pew at the Arlen First Methodist church, the family begins church shopping. The Arlen Megachurch tries to woo the Hills with a coffee bar, offering Peggy a job and Hank a church football field.
The Big Bang Theory
(46) 10 pm
When Leonard and Sheldon meet a 15-year-old physics prodigy, Sheldon is distraught that this boy genius is younger and smarter than he is. In an attempt to restore his sense of purpose, the boys come up with a solution to derail the prodigy’s research.
NCIS: Los Angeles
(62) 10 pm
After a Navy lieutenant disappears from the scene of a car accident, the NCIS team processes the crime scene and discovers his laptop is missing along with recently accessed confidential information for retired Navy SEALs.
Two and a Half Men
(13) 11 pm
A sexy young girl who Charlie has been dating cajoles him into going to a hot new club and bringing Alan along to meet her friend.When they arrive, Charlie and Alan are mortified to learn that the partygoers consider them ‘old.’