The razor’s edge

Lauren O’Neil writes, ‘I tried it: face shaving with my BF!’ And what she discovered may just surprise you.

When L.A.-based facialist-to-the-stars Kate Somerville spills her secrets for perfect skin, you immediately obey. After all, her clients include the ever-glowy Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson. But when she recently gushed that she’s been shaving her face for almost 20 years ... hold up.

Similar to dermaplaning, a decades-old $100-plus spa procedure that uses a surgical blade, the idea is to both exfoliate and remove peach fuzz in order to create a super smooth surface that can better absorb skincare products and establish the perfect canvas for makeup. Rumour has it that Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor were fans of the razor, and today, Japanese women go to kao sori salons for a girlier version of the barbershop shave. But if there’s one thing I know about hair removal (aside from the fact Brazilian waxes are the pain equivalent of jogging on Lego), it’s that shaving makes stubble grow back darker. Thicker. Worse than before.

So to make sure I wouldn’t end up with a Justin Bieber ’stache, I asked an expert.

Dr. Shannon Humphrey, a cosmetic dermatologist and professor in the department of dermatology and skin science at the University of British Columbia, assures me that shaving won’t change my hair’s texture or colour. However, she does note that regrowth may occasionally look hardier than what came before.

“When you shave, you cut the shaft off halfway through and sometimes at an angle, which can make it appear somewhat darker and thicker,” she says, “whereas an uncut hair comes to a tapered end, so it will appear finer.”

Assuaged, I gave it a go.

Materials: I bought a men’s razor because (a) they’re designed for faces and (b) that’s what Somerville uses. I decided to keep it authentic with men’s shaving gel, too.

Process: I’ve never shaved above my armpits, so I got my boyfriend to teach me the basics. It was totally romantic. He showed me how to wet the razor and my skin, because the last thing you want, he said, is a “too-dry face.” I pumped “not too much but not too little” shave gel into my palm and spread it on in a goopy Mrs. Doubtfire-style mask, leaving holes for my eyes and lips. I manoeuvred the razor along my forehead, cheeks, nose, chin — everywhere except my eyebrows, which I carefully dodged.

After 20 very slow-moving minutes, I’d removed just about all the shave gel. No cuts! Is it possible that I’m better at this than every guy I’ve ever met?

I didn’t notice any major differences in how my makeup went on, but my skin was definitely shinier and silkier — though it’s hard to say if that was the shaving or the shaving gel’s glycerine. More importantly, I didn’t turn into Teen Wolf four weeks later when my little blond hairs grew back.

After: Smooth skin without the stubble