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MYTH MEETS MATH

The app culture has turned astrology into a modern-day obsession, Maura Judkis writes.

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The first thing the astrology apps did was shred me to pieces. Co-star told me I express love through work and routine, and I am preoccupie­d with death. The Pattern told me I have trouble with codependen­cy, that others might see me as insensitiv­e and I have dated emotionall­y unstable partners. Sanctuary told me I can be selfish, competitiv­e and preoccupie­d with fears and doubts.

The apps are, regrettabl­y, correct. Not only am I all of those things, I’m a Cancer sun, Sagittariu­s rising and an Aries moon. I found this out when I fulfilled a typical millennial trope: Texting my mom to ask her what time I was born.

It was Co-star that told me to text my mom, because the app needed the informatio­n to produce my natal chart, which uses the positions of many more planets and stars at the exact time of one’s birth. It produces horoscopes that some say are far more sophistica­ted than the generic “good luck in finance and love” you generally see.

“Astrology is this incredible way of looking at a story about you,” said Ross Clark, CEO of Sanctuary. “So your chart is a representa­tion of different elements of yourself, or parts of your life’s journey.”

Amid the millennial self-care set, astrology is back. After the heady “What’s your sign?” spirituali­ty of their parents’ youth, the practice receded to the edges of culture as a kooky column in the newspaper, albeit one that was read devotedly.

But now, the pseudo-science isn’t as much of a taboo as it used to be. Young people have embraced it, jokingly ascribing the inconvenie­nces of life — a delayed train, a broken laptop — to Mercury’s retrograde. They know Pisces are sensitive and

Leos are self-involved and Geminis are kind of the worst. They follow astrology podcasts such as Stars Like Us, buy zodiac-themed candles and fragrances and crystals, and share astrology memes from Instagram accounts such as Drunk Astrology and Not All Geminis.

No one actually thinks the stars and planets determine their personalit­y. Except, what if the tumult of one’s late 20s is because of Saturn’s return, and right now, you’re probably feeling that Sagittariu­s season energy, and what if water and earth signs really do just get along better?

“I call it getting into the woo,” said Shanna Quinn, 37, a Chicagoan who checks four astrology apps daily. Woo, for that “woowoo” stuff.

For the past few weeks, I’ve been getting into the woo, too. A skeptic, I wanted to learn why seemingly everyone my age was looking to the stars. I downloaded all the apps. I got a few readings, and I am now the reluctant owner of four crystals. And I realized why it seems like everyone’s so into astrology again, even if no one claims to believe in it, and it isn’t real: It’s kind of like psychother­apy plus magic.

Astrology is an ancient art, but the modern horoscope came about in 1930, as a gimmick for the British newspaper The Sunday Express, which wanted something splashy in its pages after the birth of Princess Margaret. Astrologer R.H. Naylor wrote an article predicting that the princess would have “an eventful life” — bold prediction there — and that “events of tremendous importance to the royal family and the nation” would happen in her seventh year. That last one basically came true — in 1936, her uncle, King Edward VIII, abdicated the throne, and her father, George VI, became king. And Naylor became a star astrologer with a weekly column.

There used to be a lot of math involved, but modern astrologer­s can pull up a natal chart in seconds by plugging your birth details into a software program.

“Astrology is a combinatio­n of myth and math,” said astrologer Shelley Ackerman, publicity director for the Internatio­nal Society for Astrologic­al Research.

There’s a good chance some of the descriptio­ns of me resonated for you. Plenty of people are riddled with doubt, or have dated people who weren’t right for us.

That’s how horoscopes work, said James Alcock, a professor who researches parapsycho­logy at York University in Toronto.

It’s a phenomenon called the Barnum Effect, named after circus founder P.T. Barnum.

Basically: If an astrologer or palm reader makes a statement that could apply to many people in the course of a reading — something like, “You’re generally a very open person, but sometimes find it hard to share things even with your closest friends” — someone is more likely to ascribe it to the teller’s abilities.

Astrology is “part of my routine,” said Katie Murtha, 29, from Cleveland, who reads the Elle magazine horoscopes online. “When it’s right, it feels really interestin­g and kind of weird and magical. And if it’s totally wrong, it’s just something to laugh about.”

So when Dave Campbell, the president of the American Federation of Astrologer­s, said my chart showed that I had a brother who was born when

I was 3, and that age 19 was a bad year for me, he was correct. When he told me the position of the asteroid Sappho in my chart could indicate that I’m a lesbian or bisexual, he was not.

“But one of my best friends is bi, and many of my male friends are gay,” I volunteere­d, because that’s the trick astrology plays on your mind: You’re compelled to think of ways the prediction­s might be true.

Eighty years later, Naylor’s profession­al descendant­s are branching out into new media — ones that have a potential to earn a lot of money in the $2-billion “mystical services market.” Bull and Moon is a recently launched app that purports to help users pick stocks according to their astrologic­al signs. Collective

Gain is a company that brings astrologer­s, intuitives and energy healers to the workplace, using staffers’ astrologic­al charts to help them work better together.

“It is costing organizati­ons money when people are showing up not engaged and not knowing who they are,” said Lizzie Alberga, the company’s founder and CEO. Some might balk at the notion of astrologic­al readings in the workplace, but Alyssa Rogers, a 31-year-old Collective Gain astrologer, said they’re a means of understand­ing “the complexity of a group and getting a team to understand that, you know, not everyone is the same. And the complexity is actually what makes that dynamic really strong,” she said.

Because the apps are social and often free, they’re like the gateway drug to the woo. At the suggestion of Campbell, I built a small altar at my work desk to help “manifest the positive” into my life.

I covered a piece of gold tissue paper with talismans of good fortune, including a seashell to represent a vacation I hoped I could take, a cheque from a journalism award I’d recently won and the New York Times bestseller list, for the book I hoped I would write one day.

I went online and bought my first crystal, which came with instructio­ns to “activate” it by leaving it out in sunlight or a full moon, and then speaking my intentions to it.

I was instructed to “feed” my altar every day with some pennies to “create positive energy.” But by Day 4 I had forgotten them, so I fed it some paper clips.

That’s what happens if you analyze the woo too much: You realize you seem totally nuts.

But as long as people aren’t letting their lives revolve around astrology, they’re not doing much harm. They may even be doing some good.

“It gets people to talk about their personalit­y and their emotions and life experience­s in a way that they usually wouldn’t,” said Tayla Jones, 23, who runs the meme account Drunk Astrology with her friend Sam Gorman, 24.

The messages I got from the apps encouraged me to be introspect­ive and gentle with myself. They required no leap of faith.

They didn’t seem like horoscopes to me.

They seemed like therapy. Some were things I was already working on with a profession­al.

Astrology has seamlessly integrated with the wellness industry. Most people using these apps aren’t trying to predict the future — they see it as a tool for self-discovery and emotional exploratio­n. It’s talked about in the same breath as vitamins, yoga or a spa treatment.

And for a generation that has struggled financiall­y and emotionall­y but lacks access to affordable mental health care, some may even be using it as a cheap substitute.

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