Re­jected Sharp List Items

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Not ev­ery­thing can make it onto our pres­ti­gious list (pg. 114). Here are a few (en­tirely real) things that didn’t make the cut: If, for some rea­son, you haven’t been able to get enough use out of that as­sault ri­fle you bought on a whim, this add-on en­ables you to shoot beer cans (in­stead of bul­lets) up to 100 yards. Is that sup­posed to be fun? This should not ex­ist. This gen­tle­man’s garter belt keeps your shirt from com­ing un­tucked as you move. But isn’t one of the rea­sons we dress well to have the prospect of get­ting un­dressed in front of some­one? That’s when this in­ven­tion falls apart.

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