Rejected Sharp List Items

Not everything can make it onto our prestigious list (pg. 114). Here are a few (entirely real) things that didn’t make the cut: If, for some reason, you haven’t been able to get enough use out of that assault rifle you bought on a whim, this add-on enables you to shoot beer cans (instead of bullets) up to 100 yards. Is that supposed to be fun? This should not exist. This gentleman’s garter belt keeps your shirt from coming untucked as you move. But isn’t one of the reasons we dress well to have the prospect of getting undressed in front of someone? That’s when this invention falls apart.