1. ASSASSIN’S CRED

Our highly scientific ranking of things that do and do not deserve your attention

Looks like video game movies — long the realm of B-list actors and directors (with all due respect to Milla Jovovich) — are classing things up. This season’s stars Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard, who last shared the screen in 2015’s which, little known fact, was actually based on an Elizabethan video game. So, full circle.