MOST WORTHY

Alexander Hamilton

Interesting historical fact: in reality, his flow was inconsistent at best.

City of Hamilton

The place where people live after they’ve been priced out of Toronto.

Ryan Hamilton

Look, it’s not his fault the AHL Bakersfield Condors didn’t make the playoffs again this year.

LEAST WORTHY Lin Manuel Miranda

He isn’t a Hamilton, but he played one on stage. Tops our list, even without an EGOT.

Lewis Hamilton

His driving is anything but inconsistent (see pg. 82).

Anthony Hamilton

R&B collaborator extraordinaire. Unfortunately, that includes a track with Chris Brown.