Amazon Echo Resident chambermaid: Alexa

She’s the most mature of the bunch. Being the OG of smart speakers, the Echo’s had the most time to advance. Alexa has over 15,000 skills (Google Assistant, by comparison, has just 378), which run the gamut from calling you an Uber to supporting most smart home devices (Philips Hue, the Nest, etc.) to — believe it or not — syncing with your Google Calendar.

RED FLAGS: She throws a lame party. The Echo’s got the poorest sound quality of the three.