My hubby can’t wee straight. Please fix him
GaGu has never understood why women insist on the loo seat being left down. Surely, that’s asking for wet legs every time? No man can be expected to drain the lizard through a gap that small.
Nonetheless, painful experiences in house shares in his youth mean that Guru understands your predicament. Some men seem to wear watering-can attachments on their John Thomases when it’s time to hose the porcelain.
The good news: tech help is at hand. Or at knob. The Illumibowl Toilet Night Light ($20/£13, illumibowl.com) flares into life when it, ahem, “detects motion”, helping your fella to more accurately target his wrinkled old chap. It’s “splashproof” and “easy to clean”, too. Isn’t science marvellous?