My hubby can’t wee straight. Please fix him

T3 - - Your Questions Answered -

GaGu has never un­der­stood why women in­sist on the loo seat be­ing left down. Surely, that’s ask­ing for wet legs ev­ery time? No man can be ex­pected to drain the lizard through a gap that small.

None­the­less, painful ex­pe­ri­ences in house shares in his youth mean that Guru un­der­stands your predica­ment. Some men seem to wear wa­ter­ing-can at­tach­ments on their John Thomases when it’s time to hose the porce­lain.

The good news: tech help is at hand. Or at knob. The Il­lu­mi­bowl Toi­let Night Light ($20/£13, il­lu­mi­bowl.com) flares into life when it, ahem, “de­tects mo­tion”, help­ing your fella to more ac­cu­rately tar­get his wrin­kled old chap. It’s “splash­proof” and “easy to clean”, too. Isn’t sci­ence mar­vel­lous?

above Be care­ful when ski­ing and snow­board­ing – it re­ally is a slip­pery slope

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