How do I start longboarding?

You, er, get yourself a longboard? Alright, GaGu’s syrupy knees know it’s not quite as easy as all that, but that’s your first step, and you won’t go far wrong with something from Mindless – its Falcon is 39” long, costs £140, and it’s perfect for rolling around the pavements at high speed.

Riding the thing is a case of leaning, kicking, and a decent wedge of bravery on hills. Pads and a helmet will cause the cool kids to label you a wuss, but they’re essential until you’re comfortable. Check YouTube for basic tutorials, and avoid fancy tricks for now unless you’re a fan of extreme dentistry.