WEDNESDAYFILE
LOOK WHO’S TALKING
David Letterman: Selena Gomez, Bob Sarlatte, Killer Mike with El-P and Scar (R)
Jay Leno: Keith Urban, Paula Deen, Django Django (R)
Jimmy Kimmel: Harrison Ford, Anthony Mackie, M83
Craig Ferguson: Kelly Osbourne Jimmy Fallon: Steve Carell, Abigail Breslin, Justin Timberlake (R)
Carson Daly: Tom Colicchio, The Dinner Party Download, Walk the Moon (R)
Tavis Smiley: Robert Battle, Alicia
Graf Mack Daily Show: Ricky Gervais Colbert Report: Alan Cumming Chelsea Lately: Gabby Reece, Josh Wolf, Annie Lederman, Kurt Braunohler
Conan O’Brien: Jeff Goldblum, Kate Upton, Fall Out Boy
The View: Tom Sizemore, Olly
Murs, guest cohost La La Vasquez Anthony
The Talk: Benjamin Bratt, Drew Carey, Chris Kimball, guest cohost George Eads (R)
Kelly & Michael: Brad Garrett, Nick Lachey, guest cohost Mark Feuerstein
Ellen DeGeneres: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, David Spade, Kevin James, Cee-Lo Green
LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno “According to a new study, our views on immigration are changing. For example, when asked if they support a path to citizenship, 40 per cent of the respondents said, ‘Si.’” “Baseball commissioner Bud Selig has announced the creation of a diversity task force. He said it’s time for baseball to begin letting in players who are not on steroids.” The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson “Coachella Music Festival is hotter than Lillian Gish. That’s tonight’s joke for senior citizens.” “Someday even One Direction will get old. I’m kidding. They will never age. It is part of their deal with Satan.”
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon “Things are still very tense in North Korea. In fact, world leaders are still waiting to see if Kim Jong Un is going to actually fire a missile after this week’s deadline came and went. Apparently what happened was he messed up and bought Mentos and regular Coke.” “It’s looking like President Obama might actually get his gun control bill passed. Politicians are all weighing in, and yesterday Joe Biden said that some people buy guns because owning one feels like driving a Ferrari. At which point, Obama was like, ‘Stop helping.’”
TV TONIGHT
The entertaining if uneven sophomore season of the suburban comedy Suburgatory finishes its run with a two-episode finale tonight. In the first, Dallas helps George tell Tessa that he sold their house, while the second is similarly concerned with real estate: George buys Dallas her dream home. (ABC) It’s also finale night over on CBC.
Mr. D kicks things off with Gerry trying to get a senior basketball team for the school, The Ron
James Show finds Ron probing the world of linguistics and on Arctic
Air, Caitlin’s kidnappers are after Nelson. Hamilton Spectator wire services