‘I can’t believe that just happened’
Ben Scrivens keeps trying to figure out what he is doing wrong.
And it has nothing to do with playing hockey.
Every once in a while in the Kontinental Hockey League, the former National Hockey League goaltender offends someone and has to figure out what Russian superstition or custom he broke. There are plenty.
“You’re supposed to bring cake to the rink on your birthdays,” said Scrivens, a Canadian. “If you step on someone’s shoe, you’re supposed to put your foot out and they step back. It’s like a tit for tat type of thing. They’re super superstitious and so they have a lot: you can’t whistle indoors, you can’t shake hands through a doorway. And obviously you would never just guess these things, so you have to make the mistake.”
Dozens of North American players returned to the KHL last week after playing in the Olympics, where they learned different cultural lessons in South Korea. For foreigners unaccustomed to Russia and other places in the KHL, life on and off the ice can be a bit of a shock that never quite goes away.
“Pretty much every day there’s something that I shake my head and I can’t believe what’s going on,” said American forward Ryan Stoa, who is in his fourth KHL
season after stints with the Colorado Avalanche and Washington Capitals. “There’s pretty much something every day that I can’t believe that just happened.”
That’s the KHL, where former
NHL defenceman James Wisniewski said, “The normal’s abnormal and the abnormal’s normal.”
That explains a lot, like when a sheep was sacrificed on the ice earlier this season before a Barys Astana practice in Kazakhstan, which made a few North American players vomit at the sight of it.
“That’s probably one of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard of, honestly, in hockey,” Canadian forward Gilbert Brule said. “I couldn’t believe when I heard that.”
Sheep sacrifice is up there in the pantheon of the unbelievable in the KHL, though there are countless stories about everyday life in what’s considered the second-best hockey league in the world. Wisniewski saw players giving themselves their own IVs and Wojtek Wolski keeps notes in
his phone of the strange stuff he has seen so he doesn’t forget to share stories with friends back home.
“You’ve got to be ready for anything,” Wolski said. “I always say anything is possible, and everything seems impossible at the same time and in the same day, in the same hour.”
Life in the KHL also means some more serious issues. Some players have not gotten paid because teams can’t make payroll. Old planes being used for travel came to light again when 44 people were killed in 2011 in the tragic Lokomotiv Yaroslavl crash. Scrivens said he can live with 99 per cent of the cultural, personal and professional things that bother North American players and tries to ignore the rest.