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What’s your weird or wacky prediction for the NHL playoffs?

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Fergie is picked to sing the Canadian anthem before Game 7 between Winnipeg and New Jersey. She sings the French national anthem by mistake. – Chad Siewert

The Vegas Golden Knights make it to the Stanley Cup final where they take down the Pittsburgh Penguins. In a twist of fate, Marc-Andre Fleury is suspended as the result of a gambling scandal and doesn’t get the chance to beat his old team and doesn’t get his name on the Cup.

– Thomas Gillen

@PKSubban1 has cool and minty breath all playoffs long thanks to a healthy rinsing of Scope prior to every game. – @Phil_Blond

Evander Kane breaks the record with 20 playoff goals, and his tracksuit is still thrown into the shower after Game 7.

Philadelph­ia finishes first in the Metro, which sets up Capitals vs. Penguins in Round 1. The Caps finally beat the Pens, only to lose in the second round to New Jersey.

– @dylanwheat­on

The Penguins lose the Stanley Cup final on two blown calls, and for the next 100 years all Pens fans talk incessantl­y about how their team got robbed. – Andrew Spilar Referee Wes McCauley will be awarded the Conn Smythe Trophy for his great announceme­nts of disallowed and good goals.

– Kyle Oehlmann When the playoffs begin in Smashville, Shea Weber will sneak into the Preds lineup in a fake mustache just to see if anyone notices.

– @GGriggs7 suspBerand­siMonaracs­hhaendbugr­eitesstGha­remee-g7ame overtime goal…plus embellishm­ent… versus Vancouv–eMr. ichael Pennacchia Marchand will simultaneo­usly shine for the B’s, and be suspended 28 games for slew-footing.

– Richard Nash

Marchand is suspended three games for breathing heavy on Crosby. – Jake Pittman

The Blues and Jets meet in Round 1. Paul Stastny gets confused and scores an own-goal in Game 4 overtime, leaving the Jets still winless in the playoffs.

– Matthew Albert Thrashers in seven. – Drew Donze

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