Horoscopes Crossword Comic
Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You will find friends out of the blue, where you’re least looking for them. But you also will find ants. The two are not mutually exclusive. It seems that you will be pleasantly surprised by that which you previously hated.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You’ll find love at the grocery store, exchange phone numbers with zucchini and summer squash. try out enough recipes, you’ll find one you love.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You may be in a lecture you hate every Tuesday but at least you are not driving through Ohio. Look on the bright side, a little optimism, eh? Take what you want and leave what you don’t.
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Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)
Maybe it’s time for a visit to the cat cafe. Or at least, to the grocery store. Self care comes first. The inspiration you need lies on a highway billboard somewhere.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Take a chance! The stars triple dog dare you. Write in pen instead of pencil...it’s ok to make mistakes... lose the eraser. Less eraser shavings means less to vacuum.
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
A natural wonder puts things in perspective, which might be what you need right now. Go to the MountRoyal forest, a particular bird wants to serenade you.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)
You might have some trouble establishing a routine, but remember, things are famously -unprecedented-. Come the end of September, you will ebb and flow with your weekly rituals.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
A pros and cons list may be helpful. But honestly, just flip a coin.
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
A swan boat ride at Parc LaFontaine sounds lovely. So does a decades party so realistic it’s borderline annoying. They didn’t have microwaves in the 1920s! Mildly impractical, yes, but you can do it.
Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)
This month, you’ll only embarrass yourself in public a couple times. Mainly because your standard for embarrassment is getting lower. By the end of the month you’ll go on AUX shamelessly.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Beware of global warming and overpriced coffee. Avoid Milton Park squirrels at all costs but please do enjoy a donut in the sunniest campus spot before, and after, class.
Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Buying 2-ply toilet pa paper is valid, especially considering all the beans you’ve been eating. If you want to escape, you can do so on a sailboat but take a friend with you. Beans taste lovely at sea.