YOUR HOROSCOPE

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Moon Alert: Caution: Avoid shopping or big decisions from 3:15 a.m. to 8:45 p.m. today. After that, the Moon moves from Aquarius into Pisces.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

This is a goofy Monday. Expect delays and mix-ups. On the upside, you will feel social with friends and groups. This is a perfect day for a long lunch because even though your efficiency at work is challenged, you’re still up for some fun!

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Things are a bit up in the air today, especially with conversations with bosses, parents, teachers, VIPs and the police. Do not volunteer for anything or agree to anything important, especially if you’re talking to the Head Honcho. Stay under the radar.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Your travel plans might be interrupted today. Relations with foreign countries, foreign interests and people from other cultures will be interesting. Some things will fall through the cracks; nevertheless, people will open up to you in an unexpected way.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

This is a poor day for important decisions about insurance matters, inheritances, shared property, taxes or debt. Do not sign important papers. Do not agree to anything important. Wait until tomorrow. Don’t believe everything you hear.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

This is a social day with partners and close friends. It’s the perfect day to play hooky or for a long lunch with someone you enjoy to be with. Aside from that, brace yourself for a vague, hazy day full of little glitches.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

“It was Monday. It was Monday all day.” This is not an efficient Monday. Don’t push the river at work because little challenges and delays will create obstructions for you and others. Just do your best and cope with what happens.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

This is a creative day for you! If you work in the arts or in any field where you have to come up with imaginative, new ideas — you’re hot! However, simply note your ideas or write them down. Do not act on them today. Tomorrow, you can run them up the flagpole to see if anyone salutes.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

This is a good day to sleep in and play hooky. And even if you venture forth out into the world, you will encounter little delays and pointless errands. Whatever you intend to do just doesn’t seem to fulfil its purpose. Grrr. Patience.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

It’s Monday, and you want to start your week with gusto and energy. Today however, there is a Moon Alert, which means your efficiency will suffer. You can’t find what you want; you will encounter closed doors. Errands will not achieve their purpose. Grrrr, it’s frustrating.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Be careful with financial matters today because today is a Moon Alert. Do not shop today for anything other than food and gas. Do not sign important papers or make important decisions. It’s OK to fill your databank and get the facts but wait until tomorrow to act on them.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

For most of today the Moon is in your sign but it is a Moon Alert day. This is why you feel a bit undecided — sort of a willy-nilly. Don’t worry, you’re not losing it. Many people feel this way today. It’s a good day to relax with friends and take it easy.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Because you are ambitious now, you might try to get something off the ground today. Please know that this is not the day to do anything important. Postpone important discussions with bosses until tomorrow. Don’t shop for anything other than food or gas.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actress Jessica Paré (1980) shares your birthday today. You are optimistic and future oriented. Obstacles will not deter you from your dreams and goals. In 2017, something you’ve been involved with for about nine years will end or diminish now to make room for something new. It will also be a year of service to others, plus a wonderful year to travel. Get ready for a fresh, new cycle waiting in your future!