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Moon Alert: We have the “all clear” today to shop and do business. The Moon is in Aries.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Let’s face it, we both know that sometimes you are best served by keeping thy lip zipped. Oh yeah. Well, this is definitely one of those days. You feel feisty and more emotional than usual because the Moon is in your sign.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You might be annoyed with someone today; however, you feel muzzled for some reason, which means you end up doing a slow boil. Grrr. Try to let this go because happiness promotes good health and unhappiness creates disease. Keep smiling!

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Today it will be hard to avoid a power struggle with a friend or a member of a group. If this is the case, why not ask yourself how important this issue really is? When the annals of history are written, will it really matter?

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You are high viz. today. At the same time, you will likely have a dispute with a partner or close friend, and in doing so, it will be public. Like an argument in an elevator? (Embarrassing.) Just hum “Bennie and the Jets” and cool yours.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Avoid discussions about politics, religion and racial issues today because these will likely end up in an argument with someone. Furthermore, the argument will become intense and nasty.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

This is not an ideal day to discuss how to divide an inheritance or deal with shared property because egos will clash. Ironically, tomorrow is an excellent day for this kind of discussion. Table things until then. You’ll be glad you did.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Power struggles with partners and close friends might take place at some point today. Knowing this ahead of time, you can gracefully sidestep this. You are a diplomatic sign. Admittedly, you argue well.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

This is the classic day for the breakdown of machinery and equipment at work, which in turn annoys people and creates arguments and power struggles. Accusations. Guilt trips. You get the picture.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Lover’s quarrels might take a nasty turn today. Knowing this ahead of time, be patient, accommodating and avoid touchy subjects. And don’t take the bait! Parents will also have to be patient with their kids who have meltdowns and hissy fits.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Family squabbles might take place today, especially with a female relative. (Regardless of your own sex or if you’re getting any.) Just be chill. Promote peace in the family. Keep your head down and your powder dry.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Don’t guilt someone into doing something today. Likewise, do not coerce others to agree with your way of thinking although it’s true, you are born 50 years ahead of your time. Just be patient.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

You might have a dispute with someone today over money or something you own. Or it could be about something that broke down and someone is trying to point fingers and lay blame. Don’t you love it? Give this kind of argument a wide berth.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Singer Lady Gaga (1986) shares your birthday today. You are focused, organized and a natural leader. You are also creative and fun-loving. You love a challenge. Although popular, you are also independent and value your privacy and your alone time. This is the year you’ve been waiting for! Take advantage of opportunities that present themselves. Expect a major change, perhaps as significant as what occurred around 2006. It’s time to test your future!