The Woolwich Observer

It may not snow, but it could end up raining iguanas in the cold

- BILL&RICH SONES

Q. They are the most abundant organisms on Earth, by one estimate over a million times more than the stars in the universe, says “New Scientist” magazine. They don’t grow, communicat­e or move on their own, and without a home, they remain inert. Researcher­s know very little about them, except that they will start reproducin­g when they enter a suitable environmen­t. Do you know what they are?

A. They are viruses, and they’re found just about everywhere, from oceans and forests to every person on the planet, reports the magazine’s Jonathan Goodman. Though they cause some of the most dangerous diseases – smallpox, AIDS, Ebola, flu – they also “play a key role in evolution and may well have been crucial for the origins of life.”

“In very hot environmen­ts, viruses tend to die quickly, which is why heating is an effective way to kill them. ... In colder temperatur­es, viruses can survive for months or even years before successful­ly infecting a host.” Once inside a cell, the virus “hijacks the biological machinery it lacks and uses it to copy its genetic material.” Viruses replicate rapidly, and within days they may be in all of the host’s cells, for ill or good. One group that helps keep humans well by killing disease-causing bacteria is called bacterioph­ages, and researcher­s are beginning to use them to treat bacterial infections.

As to how many types of viruses there are, researcher­s have only the vaguest idea. But stay tuned as they try to map the incredibly complex world of the virosphere.

Q. An English sentence can have some curious twists and turns, including postpositi­ves such as “ad litum,” “aforethoug­ht,” “errant,” “immemorial” and “laureate.” What is a “postpositi­ve” and can you define these examples?

A. “Unlike a prepositio­n, which goes before a word, a postpositi­ve goes after,” explains Anu Garg on his “A.Word.A.Day” website. Consider, for example, “guardian ad litum.” “Ad litem,” from Latin “ad” (toward) and “litigare” (to go to law), is a person appointed by a court to represent someone, such as a child, considered incapable of representi­ng herself in a lawsuit. “Aforethoug­ht,” in the phrase “malice aforethoug­ht,” is “planned or premeditat­ed; not by accident.” For “errant,” there are two meanings: “traveling, especially for adventure”; and “erring, straying, or moving aimlessly.” But only the first is used postpositi­vely, as in “knight-errant.”

Next, “immemorial” means “very old; beyond memory or recorded histo

ACROSS

1. Sun roof support

6. Central American raccoon analogue

11. Silk necktie

16. Verily

18. Cain's crime

20. Small cave of miracles

22. Neverendin­g account of edge over middle

23. Mutable hygroscopi­c cell

24. The oldest board game

25. Common to wedding, grocery shopping

To cheat, but you shouldn't say it anymore, because it's derogatory

28. Possessive­ly associated with the speaker

29. Digital number

31. Mentioned above

33. A shocking amount

35. Fragile silicon zoo

37. Deliberate­ly shaped animals

38. Disgusting stuff

39. Picture box

41. Mariner's ice 27. ry.” Earliest documented use is 1593, decidedly not “since time immemorial.” Finally, “laureate” comes from an ancient Greek tradition of crowning people with a wreath of laurel sprigs to honor them. Thus, a “poet laureate” describes a person honored for achieving distinctio­n in the field of poetry.

Q. If you’re in south Florida during a particular­ly cold spell, what creature might end up falling from the sky?

A. Iguanas are cold-blooded herbivores that find south Florida quite hospitable with its warm temperatur­es and plentiful trees, says Dan Lewis on his “Now I Know” website. However, “at temperatur­es in the low 40s, the iguanas freeze, and now more ice pop than liz

44. Brief curse

45. Nefarious with switch

46. J. Jonah Jameson for example

General alignment of the planets as they wander

50. Thing word

51. Uncomforta­ble for a Princess

52. Quick bite as you travel

53. Rare for politician­s to do, it seems

54. Tiny taters

56. What glue and concrete do

57. Volcano world

58. Twinkle, twinkle little one

60. OOH function

61. Until, in olden times

62. Imperial support 47. ard, they tend to fall out of their trees.” But, reports the National Weather Service, they’re only in “a cold-induced stasis-like state,” in effect, hibernatin­g. Once temperatur­es rise, the iguanas warm up and come back to life.

So, what do you do when an iguana falls from the sky? Simply do nothing, Lewis answers. Even picking up a frozen iguana is a bad idea. It could become frightened as it warms, and per the “Washington Post,” “like any wild animal, it will try to defend itself.” As Lewis advises: “It may be a good idea to keep your head up if you’re walking under trees on a cold Florida day.”

Bill is a journalist, Rich holds a doctorate in physics. Together the brothers bring you “Strange But True.” Send STRANGE questions to sbtcolumn@gmail.com

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1. Shoot this in Africa, expect a bad time on social media Cover, like with chocolate

Get one at the salon Between the ankle and the toes

His temple is at Abydos

Part to whole relationsh­ip Repeated note sequence, shortly Swampy northern forest

Do you dig __? Trouble mind or body Puppies or toddlers running

Steve Kannon, for one

Poem on a Grecian urn

Short spoken Slept rough Wilde's mode of speech

21. Speak poorly

26. "I am what you will be, I was what you are." for example

30. What the Alien did in 2.

3.

4.

5. 7. 8. 9.

10.

11.

12. 13. 14.

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17.

19.

John Hurt's chest

32. Trash talk

34. "Look at __, I'm Sandra Dee"

36. Zest

37. "Half a bee, philosophi­cally / Must, ipso facto, half not __"

40. Gathering only for men

42. Distastefu­l pout

43. Sea eagle

44. Preparing posts for the ground

45. Leafy, nightshady, pork belly shortorder sandwich

47. Make a short choice

48. Not a thing in particular

49. Relating pain to gain

55. Car, portable, hi-fi

57. You're writing in one right now

59. How the right relates to social progress, apparently

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