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Honestly, any talent would do

“I really would love to be able to sing! It’s the one talent I wish I had.”

KYLIE JENNER

Naughty by nature

“Babies who are plotting your demise in the womb.”

RACHEL MCADAMS, on whether her Mean Girls character Regina would have kids

They don’t let movie critics take mushrooms anymore

“I once read that I look like a fish inside of a chicken smoking a cigarette.”

EMMA STONE

Short and sweet

“They’re like, ‘can we just hit a few buildings with good candy and wrap it up.’ ”

JERRY SEINFELD, on his kids losing interest in Halloween