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Who said what this week

“I’m just an average guy who had the right tool to help at the right time.”

Bryan Whittle, one of two bystanders who fatally shot a gunman firing at an Oklahoma City restaurant (The tool was a .40-calibre semi-automatic pistol.)

“We would try all our therapies. We would ensure the best clinical care. But all the evidence was there that they would not survive.”

Dr. Stephen Jukes, explaining how British doctors tried to save the lives of poisoned Russians Sergei and Yulia Skripal, who did survive

“Rwanda wouldn’t have occurred to me as a place for tourism, so perhaps you do need to shock people.”

Kelvyn Gardner, of the Licensing Industry Merchandisers’ Association, on Rwanda’s new sponsorship of Arsenal soccer jerseys.

“Great meeting with @KimKardashian today, talked about prison reform and sentencing.”

Donald Trump in one of the more unlikely tweets of the week.

“None of this was in any way under my control. Even if I had thrown a tantrum and said you can’t do this, that would have had no legal standing.”

Margaret Atwood, on the TV adaptation of her novel The Handmaid’s Tale

“At the end of my career you are never going to get someone to say I didn’t leave it out on the floor.”

Cavaliers star LeBron James after a(nother) series of dominant playoff games