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Cover: “There are all kinds of families,” a source quotes Ben Affleck as saying, by way of explaining why it’s OK that he may have knocked up both his girlfriend and his ex-wife Jennifer Garner, during a temporary reunion. The GF has even been moved into the Batcave “as a sort of trial marriage.” I move for a mistrial. Man down: Apparently split up with her Saudi billionaire boyfriend, Rihanna is said to be dieting and working out to attain a “revenge body.” It’ll be nice for her to get a bit of male attention for once.

OK!

Cover: Julia Roberts and her estranged husband Danny Whositz “were at each other’s throats” but now she’s expecting a baby and happy and they’re patching things up. Nice work, Affleck!

Taking shape: Fitness fiend Brooke Burke offers her beauty tips: veggies at meals, lowcalorie snacks, gruelling workouts and — left unsaid but implied — LUST FOR REVENGE.

Family feud: Bad news: the Kardashian clan is riven, OK! reports, with hostility and mutual resentments: Kylie vs. Kendall, Kris vs. Kourtney, Rob vs. pretty much everyone who knows him. If you dislike this family, good news: they’re coming around to your POV.

LIFE & STYLE

Cover: Months after bringing Stormi — not to be confused with rapper Stormzy, or porn star/future U.S. senator Stormy Daniels — into the world, Kylie Jenner’s pals say she’s pregnant again. Congratulations to her guy Travis Scott or, more likely, Ben Affleck, for the core strength and careful hydration that made his streak possible.

Prevenge: Tristan Thompson wants an off-season home near to, but not with, girlfriend Khloe Kardashian, who as host of TV’s Revenge Body knows she might as well get started on the hatred-fuelled gym sessions now.