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Who said what this week

“Mamma mia, this is absurd. This will go down in the history of Rome.”

Comment from someone who recorded English-speaking tourists stripping down in a fountain beneath a First World War monument, prompting outrage in Italy

“Very simple question ... Name just ONE society in the developed world that has benefited in ANY WAY from the introduction of more Muslims. Just one. Asking for a friend.”

Facebook posting from Florida tax collector Joel Greenberg

“My daughter’s red finger painting would hurtle me back to the scene of the crime and I would stare transfixed, seemingly out of space and time.”

A former juror tells a committee how jury duty affected his life. A judge wants to change a law that forbids jurors from talking about deliberations so they can speak to mental health professionals

“While we want to celebrate the very positive contributions Scottish people have made across the world, we also want to present a balanced assessment of their role and are reviewing the wording of these articles in that light.”

A statement from the Scottish National Party explaining why references to Glasgow-born Sir John A. Macdonald have been removed from Scotland.org sites, as Canadians debate the legacy of the country’s first prime minister

“At this rate, Trump is going to wind up behind bars with Giuliani visiting him, saying: ‘Don’t worry, Donald. Prison isn’t prison.’ ”

Comedian John Oliver, on a bizarre interview in which Rudy Giuliani said “truth isn’t truth”