Talk TV

Jimmy Kimmel: Denzel Washington, Minnie Driver, Usher (R) Jimmy Fallon: Nathan Lane, James Marsden, Nikki Glaser Stephen Colbert: Liev Schreiber, Abby Elliott, Asa Butterfield Seth Meyers: Ice-T, Clark Gregg, Glass Animals, Elaine Bradley (R) James Corden: Hugh Grant, Bryce Dallas Howard (R) Carson Daly: Wagner Moura, DIIV, Cameron Esposito (R) Tavis Smiley: Thandie Newton Chelsea: Kristen Bell, Jacob Soboroff, Ann Coulter The View: Colin Jost, Michael Che, Hayley Atwell The Talk: Michelle Rodriguez, Shawn Mendes Live with Kelly: Mark Wahlberg, Priyanka Chopra, guest co-host Jerry O’Connell Ellen DeGeneres: LL Cool J, John Turturro, Sofie Dossi Wendy Williams: Hot Topics Harry: Morgan Freeman, Griffin Gluck, Alexa Nisenson The Real: Judge Greg Mathis

Late Night Laughs

James Corden This week a woman came home from a vacation in Florida to find the two burglars who had ransacked her house were still there having sex on her couch. The woman came home to find valuables missing and an orgy in her living room — that is normally called Airbnb. Lord knows what she is going to do with all the stuff they didn’t steal. Do you know what I mean? I would say if you are walking through today, I would think twice about grabbing that free couch that has been left on the sidewalk. Jimmy Kimmel Yesterday was National Register to Vote Day. Singer Katy Perry got naked and told people to vote. The video got like six million views already. Hopefully it encouraged people to sign up. But here’s the thing: Anyone who needs Katy Perry to take her shirt off in order to register to vote should not be allowed to register to vote. Seth Meyers A man in Washington State was fined this week for trying to drive in a carpool lane with a cardboard cutout of Donald Trump glued to his passenger seat. Cops became suspicious when Trump’s mouth wasn’t moving.