FUNNY, VULGAR, BRASH, BELIEVABLE
The Stormy Daniels memoir challenges conventional notions of what a woman should be, writes
Stormy Daniels would like to set the record straight, and the first thing she wants you to know is that she didn’t want to be here. She hates public speaking. She kept the bad sex she had with Donald Trump a secret, even from her husband, and even after some of the people she loves most in the world begged her to come forward to save the republic. She’s not a gold digger nor an attention seeker nor a bimbo looking for her 15 minutes. And she’s definitely not a liar. That is the current that runs through her new book, Full Disclosure. Daniels knows we’re all interested in the juicy bits about Trump, but she doesn’t get there until several chapters in, after detailing a dysfunctional childhood in Louisiana with an uninterested and then absent father and a mother who falls apart as a result.
She is repeatedly raped at age nine by a child molester, and when she finally tells a school counsellor, her story isn’t believed. Her mother pretends it never happened, fearing that the assaults will be blamed on negligent parenting. Hers is a childhood marked by indifferent and sometimes callous adults, and she has to prove her basic worthiness again and again. Daniels eventually finds solace in horseback riding, which helps her pull away from a life that felt inevitable, a theme she comes back to many times as she considers the absurdity of her current situation (“I should be living in a trailer back in Louisiana, with six kids and no teeth,” she writes in the book’s prologue, as she instead prepares to accept the keys to the city as West Hollywood proclaims Stormy Daniels Day).
Her fixation on riding means she avoids drinking, drugs and sex, all parts of a normal teenage social life, but things that can short-circuit plans of escape for those lower on the socioeconomic rungs.
“I would see yet another girl who lived around me suddenly pregnant and would say to myself silently, ‘Can’t ride a horse if you’re pregnant.’”
That focus also animates Daniels’ professional life, as she starts stripping in high school (focusing on consistent clients rather than gravitating to onetime big tippers), moves on to more-profitable stripping road shows and then tries the adultfilm industry. She seeks to write and later direct adult films, and finds quick success.
She is ambitious and bright, and that comes through. She doesn’t just show us, she tells us, repeatedly mentioning that she graduated from a magnet high school, that she has a photographic memory and that she’s smarter than you think. Reading Daniels’ book, I found myself alternately appreciating her crass and self-aware humour, and cringing at her shameless self-aggrandizement. It struck me, repeatedly, that she’s a bit like the female flip side of Trump: fixated on her greatness, unabashedly bragging about her achievements and a touch vain. I suspect many readers will feel the same. I also suspect this says more about us than it does about Daniels.
It is her autobiography, after all. And unlike Trump, she doesn’t puff up her life story or pretend to be anything she’s not. She is simply a woman who doesn’t play by the feminine rule book of crediting others, even when it’s not deserved, and shying away from anything that might resemble ambition, pride or self-promotion. Narcissism is unappealing no matter who it comes from, and it is potentially dangerous when a pathological narcissist has significant power over others as, say, the president of the United States. Beyond the grounds for potential campaign finance violations, it’s this more profound examination of our subtler biases that Daniels has brought about. Her rags-to-riches story takes a familiar path from poverty to prosperity, but she got there via sex and brazen power-seeking — things women are not supposed to be quite so blatant about. Women like Daniels are rarely heroes, least of all when they take on powerful men. It is deep-seated, this assumption of deceitfulness and greed in women who are sexually forthcoming. Good women don’t do that, we think, so the ones who do must be bad. Strippers pretend to like you, prostitutes pretend to enjoy sleeping with you, porn stars pretend that what they do on film is like the sex real people have. Never mind that they’re all being paid to uphold (mostly), men’s fantasies.
There is disgust wrapped up with the desire, a sense in which men feel free to use their money to incentivize female behaviour that pleases them, and then deem that same behaviour inauthentic and the women who engage in it greedy liars. That Daniels is taking on a man who ascended to power on the fumes of conspiracy theories and who lies with a depth and frequency heretofore unseen in a president complicates this narrative. It forces all of us to take a look at the judgments we level at certain types of women, whether they’re Stormy Daniels or Hillary Clinton, whether they’re too sexy or too competitive or too ambitious. Daniels is one vehicle through which women are seeing in sharper focus just how much expectations of female deference still shape our paths and the possibilities for our lives.
Now that she’s wealthy and famous, her story should be one of redemption, wherein Stormy goes from hooker with a heart of gold to soft, maternal and quiet. (To be clear, Daniels never worked as a prostitute, but her detractors paint her as such.) But that’s not her. She clearly adores her daughter but also very obviously loves her job and is proud of the success she’s had in her industry. Yes, she was raped as a little girl, but she maintains that didn’t drive her to porn. She is vulgar and candid in the way lovably brassy women always are, sharing the farcical and the just-too-much, from descriptions of Trump’s genitals and personal grooming habits (Pert Plus up top, not enough attention down below), to an aside about shaving a part of her husband’s body that is unprintable in a family newspaper. Her book is not exactly a gripping read nor a remarkable piece of literature, but it’s blunt, funny and authentic. She is all the things women are not supposed to be.
And yet you like her — not in spite of her rule-breaking but because of it. Perhaps more important: When you read her story, you believe her.