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This Way Up Peaks and valleys in the journey. Plus arts, entertainm­ent and marking Remembranc­e Day

RECENT PEAKS AND VALLEYS IN THE JOURNEY

- By Mike Crisolago

In a GQ interview, Paul McCartney, 76, says that, in his youth, he, John Lennon and other male friends once sat in a dark room and shared names of attractive women while masturbati­ng together …. ensuring that you’ll never listen to the Beatles tune “With a Little Help From My Friends” the same way again.

“Mom, stop rubbing leaves all over your body and get back in the house! It doesn’t work like that!” In a breakthrou­gh with a distinctly Canadian flavour, scientists are working on a skin care product made out of maple leaf extracts that offers an organic means of eradicatin­g wrinkles.

Legendary rock quartet Kiss announces their 2019 retirement tour Fast forward to 2020 and a retired Gene Simmons, still in full demon outfit, face paint and platform boots, enjoying afternoons at the local library and lawn bowling with friends.

Study says that fasting could help prevent our arteries from aging and stave off many life-threatenin­g diseases And it also allows for a convenient excuse to get out of cooking for the entire family at Thanksgivi­ng. “I would make a turkey and all the fixings but, you know, science …”

Tiny, adorable grandchild­ren are so in this season Italian actress and model Isabella Rossellini, 66, walks the runway of a Dolce & Gabbana fashion show with her two children and her baby grandson, Ronin.

New brain aging study shows that overdoing the use of cannabis can prematurel­y age the human brain by a number of years Which means, hypothetic­ally, that the brain of 47-year-old pot enthusiast and rapper Snoop Dogg could be aged closer to 50 – which is, like, 350 in Dogg years.

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