Looking for somewhere to unwind after Ultra in Bangkok? Head to the former Royal Phuket Yacht Club, which was relaunched in December as The Nai Harn after a complete refurbishment. On beautiful Nai Harn beach— recently named best beach in Thailand by Trip Advisor—the hotel offers 130 luxurious rooms and suites with panoramic sea views. Bask in the Andaman sunsets at Rock Salt restaurant while sipping a cocktail designed by The Savoy’s former head barman, or use the “Press for Champagne” button on your private terrace. Need anything else? Just text your personal butler, who is on hand 24/7 to attend to your every need. thenaiharn.com
crowd-surfing You may have consumed your bodyweight in rum punch, be wearing silver trousers and feel invincible, but you are not Iggy Pop, nor are you R Kelly. You may believe you can fly, but let’s not put it to the test.
flower crowns Once a kooky adornment inspired by the hippies of the ’70s, this headgear has become less magical, more mass market. You’re honestly better off in a baseball cap.