RUMOUR MILL

BUN IN THE OVEN Which middle-aged family man was spotted at a clinic with a lady not his wife? We haven’t seen the social couple out since 2015, so is there trouble in paradise? The man has no sisters and the woman was at least six months pregnant. You do the maths.

MILLION $ BABY

We hear one mother is so worried about securing a place for her child at a reputable international school that she’s approached three of the top schools with seven-figure donations in exchange for a spot.

MIRROR, MIRROR

This gentleman places such importance on his appearance that when he’s on his way to visit his children at their boarding school, he goes through a whole box of tissues to remove and reapply his make-up on the drive from the airport.