Universal Crossword

Across

1 Letters on some fast-food buckets 4 Certain stock holders? 10 Main M.D. 13 Timeline sections 15 Approach slowly 16 Hubbub 17 Transferred nest egg 19 Old tape player 20 Shelter made of snow 21 Some people with he/him pronouns 22 Symbol of a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes 24 Target, like a wide receiver 27 Civil rights activist Parks 28 Pal 31 High-ranking 33 Picked-out hairstyle 35 Person giving a Lab report? 36 Scottish girl 37 Soccer player who can use their hands 39 Contact for contacts 42 Flaky mineral 43 Transcript fig. 45 Task list heading 46 Portable wrinkle removers 50 “___ with the program!” 51 Feature of a bagel or donut 52 Strands at a chalet 54 Kate of “Grey’s Anatomy” 56 Fish in fish-and-chips 57 Accomplishments 61 Letters on an Aquafresh tube 62 Dickens boy who asked for more, and what’s found within 17-, 31- and 46-across 65 Salted part of a margarita glass 66 Genre for “The Onion” 67 Brief cause for celebration 68 Gossip that can be “spilled” 69 Nevertheless 70 “___ you kidding?”

Down

1 Actress Russell 2 Kermit, e.g. 3 Ring up 4 Tyler of “Armageddon” 5 Sea ___ (jellyfish relative) 6 “Whatever, I give up!” 7 Japan’s native belief system 8 Your and my 9 Places to get massages 10 Salivating animal in a famous psychology experiment 11 Jewel box 12 Gateway for Rick and Morty, often 14 Coin opening 18 ___ and aahs 23 Car radio button 25 Discloses 26 New ___, Louisiana 28 Groceries holder 29 Sci-fi vehicle 30 Rhyming term for a person prone to theatrics 32 Produce, like an egg 34 Tapenade ingredients 38 Rocks in a drink 40 “___ to Richmond Hill” (Rajiv Mohabir poem) 41 Camp bed 43 No. 1 hit by the Young Rascals 44 Toner and dehydrated milk, e.g. 46 Foil the plans of 47 Band’s helper 48 Provoke 49 De-lump, like flour 53 Novice, in gaming lingo 55 Stockings 58 Verdi opera set in Egypt 59 Old Russian ruler 60 Eye sore 63 Washroom, for short 64 ___ Speedwagon