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Back in my day, we starved for two days and ate a single meal of gruel made of corn on Spring Festival Eve. Look at what modern times have done to you, you馋鬼( ch1ngu@, greedy guts), you吃货 ( ch~hu7, glutton). Lose it quickly? 想得美！ ( Xi2ng de m0i! Dream on!) Try all the针灸 ( zh8nji^, acupuncture) and火疗( hu6li1o, fire treatment) you like, but it won’t help you overnight. Just shut your mouth and go work out. Haven’t you heard?三月不减肥，整年徒伤悲。( S`n yu- b& ji2nf9i, zh0ng ni1n t% sh`ngb8i. If you don’t start to lose weight in March, you will be left with sadness for the whole year) I can get you a discount on a nice健身卡( ji3nsh8nk2, gym membership card).

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