Oops, forget about off-season NFD newcomers

Tdisruptions caused by the advent of COVID-19 back in 2019/20 continue to be felt by our teams

Gazi. As you know, each winner from the country’s four regions qualifies to play in the National First Division. While two regions in Hhohho and Lubombo have already produced champions in Kappa Kappa and Ubombo Flyers respectively, the wait continues in Shiselweni and Manzini. Ka-Manzini Gazi it is even worse as there are still a couple of games to be played. With the top flight and National First Division League games expected

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Hunting camp

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

He’s not breathing and his to kick-off next month, this means the newbies should forget about off-season.

Lucky

In fact, the Manzini champions will be lucky to have even two or three weeks of pre-season. Talk about hitting the ground running. Tsine, we can only eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the cops.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”

wish them the best of luck and hope the Premier League of Eswatini comes up with a perfect plan for the National First Division during today’s eagerly-awaited annual general meeting (AGM).

We don’t want a case of teams making claims of unfair competition. Pheew. Iyawubanjwa nguleshone nayo.