Female guests ‘rob’ visiting officials
The officials, we were told, were fully loaded with foreign currency, sisho US Dollar wase Zimbabwe.
Hoo-hoo
This is a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothin’ better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose
They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso
That’s where they ran into a great big hassle
Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Bobbie Sue took the money and run
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the money and run
Go on, take the money and run Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the money and run
Go on, take the money and run Hoo-hoo-hoo, Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He ain’t gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin’ off of the people’s taxes
Bobbie Sue, whoa, whoa, she slipped away
Billy Joe caught up to her the very next day
They got the money, hey, you know they got away
They headed down south and they’re still running today
Singin’ go on take the money and run
Go on, take the money and run Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the money and run
Oh lord, go on, take the money and run
Hoo-hoo-hoo
Hey, yeah, go on, take the money and run, yeah (yeah)
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the money and run
Oh lord, go on, take the money and run, yeah (yeah)
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the money and run, oh Lord
Gazi it is another lovely Saturday for a date with the elusive Shwashwaza team. Asisabambeki as we continue with a countdown to the festive season.
It is unbelievable that Christmas is in 50 days’ time.
It has been a long and crazy year considering the price hike and political instability. Sit back and relax, as we bring you another dose of hot sport gossip.
Before you get confused Gazi singena with a 1976 classic from Steve Miller Band’s Fly Like an Eagle album titled, ‘Take the money and run’. Yes, we are that old Gazi but still hit dance floors to rub shoulders with the 2000s. Hehehehe... Siyiwishiwishi, so we’re unpredictable like that. The title of the song Gazi reminded us of a very unfortunate incident that befell visiting football officials, who were in the country for an international assignment.
The officials, we were told, were fully loaded with foreign currency, sisho US Dollar hhayi lomdlalo wase Zimbabwe. Like it is the case with most international assignments, there are always members of the ‘welcoming committee’ who are always ready to entertain visiting players and officials in football as well.
On this particular day, the officials and little nyoninyonis partied hard and as expected the last stop was at the officials’ hotel rooms.
The ladies, we were told left the following day. It was after they had left that the officials made a shocking discovery. All their Dollars were gone.
The sad part was that the officials had failed to exchange numbers with their ‘guests’ and were not only left with empty pockets but eggs splashed across their faces. The difficult part was reporting to their superiors, who needed an explanation before bailing them out. We are still following the matter with keen interest and we will leave no stone unturned to connect more dots, as the matter continues to be discussed in hushed tones. Phew. Yabona unzima lomthwalo kuta bafana be-mapiano the little nyoninyonis banje. Hhayi no sitayicela ivutsiwe.
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