Nobuhle’s 3-month net beats elite league
Nang’ Nkalakatha, Costa
Ke Star like Foca, yeah
Pull up in a Beamer
Too much, too clean yang’thola? Hay’ don’t fosta, serious ndoda, uh A big time player
Crib too big, Nkandla
Hay’ wena flexa, thina siyajima
Too hot like a heater
My neck done froze like winter Dom Pérignon, liqour, yeah Shay’sithombe, picture
MJ on this sh**t, Thriller
Funi vibes every night, enter
Nang’ Nkalakatha, Costa
Ke Star like Foca, yeah
Pull up in a Beamer
Too much, too clean yang’thola?
Hay’ don’t fosta, serious ndoda, uh A big time player
Crib too big, Nkandla
Hay’ wena flexa, thina siyajima
Too hot like a heater
My nеck done froze like wintеr
Dom Pérignon, liqour, yeah Shay’sithombe, picture
MJ on this sh**t, Thriller
Funi vibes every night, enter
About 40 days after the death of superstar AKA, the cruel hands of death have claimed another superstar Costa Titch, who has since been followed by yet another Mzansi artist in Jazz sensation Gloria Bosman on Tuesday following a short illness. As singena with one of his hits titled ‘Big Flexa’, our hearts are bleeding Gazi.
We learnt with utter shock about the death of the South African rapper, who was taken away from us at just 28 last Saturday. Rest in power big time player! To the heavens, we say Nang’ Nkalakatha, Costa. It has been another eventful week, which was headlined by this past Sunday’s festivities at Mavuso Sports Centre.
The country’s ‘Big Three’ in Mbabane Swallows, Manzini Wanderers and Mbabane Highlanders were in one kraal, with the last two teams ending with the wooden part of the spoon after 0-4 and 0-3 setbacks, respectively. Wanderers endured a disastrous outing against Swallows,
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AZI as Shwashwaza Crew we’re as big as beached whales but the temptation to take up golf is irresistible.
We have been left green with envy, as we follow ace golfer Nobuhle Dlamini’s journey so far in South Africa’s Sunshine Ladies Tour while Green Mamba completed a season double over Highlanders.
Gazi you would swear some people are starting to enjoy making a mockery of the country’s football, as there is drama every week. Who would have thought that a half-naked fan would race to the goalposts twice, to collect what he believed were foreign substances, while the game was in full swing?
Then there were two officials from some of the teams, who easily incited the fans with their actions. While one official appeared to be planting something inside the turf, the other would now and then invade the pitch to remove it.
We are talking about a premier league game here, not fourth or fifth division.
That is how low the standards have dropped. Even though it is like we are ‘preaching to the converted’, we will not give up with the hope that sanity will prevail one day. These weekly incidents paint an unwanted picture of Eswatini football and come at a time when the Premier League of Eswatini (PLE) is out there searching for sponsors for a knockout tournament.
Emotional
Before we get emotional asicondze endzabeni Gazi. U-Mlangeni has already given us written warnings as Shwashwaza Crew for going astray sometimes and trying to tackle political issues in this forum. Gazi, you will recall that the second transfer window period this last month proved to be one of the busiest, with some teams making some marquee signings. There is this player longamudze kakhulu, who made one of the surprise moves. He is reportedly living large after getting his signing-on fee lecishe ifike ku-E100 000.
Gazi he wasted no time in chopping his money as he got himself new wheels. Sitse sisebuke loko seva kutsi he got himself a new little nyoninyoni. We were left puzzled by the decision to get a new ‘chick’ because we thought he was steady with one of the popular ladies around town.
In recently sentenced former Minister Ntuthuko Dlamini’s words Gazi, we can only say one word – Life! Asinamona Gazi. We can wish the player all the best. It is good he is settling in well and we hope he will not lose focus because of the new ‘soft life’. Hehehe ... khona le-Mzansi.
She is leaving a mark in the less than five tournaments she has played so far.
Wait. There is more.
In less than three months, her earnings have shot up to over E200 000.
This is double what the country’s MTN Premier
Geyser
A girl will see you switching the geyser on and off everyday and still expect you to take her to Konka every weekend.
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League First Round winners get after six months. Imagine the possible winnings, if Dlamini is to maintain this momentum. In eight months or so, she can find herself taking her earnings to E1 million, which is the first prize in the country’s elite football league.
We do hope the league prizes, inclusive of the individual prizes, will be reviewed one
You are such a loser. If there was a contest for losers, you would be second. Why not first? Because you are a
Her: Him: Her:
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day.
A top flight Player of the Month still gets E6 000. In actual fact that should be money for the Player of the Match.
For golfer Dlamini, we can encourage her to continue reaching for the stars and put Eswatini on the world map. She is surely an inspiration to other young golfers and athletes.