QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

The said director’s only sin, it was gathered, was walking too close to a tunnel entrance of the team attached to the fans. The fans thought he was there for a ‘special project’ and started baying for his blood. (Shun’ Wenkabi)

Yelelele (Yeah)

Oh we mama

Sweety my lavoh, yeah Aw’qome ntombi k’nini mina ngilala ngedwa? (Oh sweet, my love)

Ekhaya bayojabula mabek’bona (Oh sthandwa sam’)

Aw’qome ntombi k’nini mina ngilala ngedwa? (Oh sweet, my love)

Ekhaya bayojabula mabek’bona (Oh sthandwa sam’)

Aw’qome ntombi k’nini mina ngilala ngedwa weh? (Oh sweet, my love)

Ekhaya bayojabula mabek’bona ntombi (Oh sthandwa sam’)

Aw’qome ntombi k’nini mina ngilala ngedwa weh? (Oh sweet, my love)

Ekhaya bayojabula mabek’bona ntombi (Oh sthandwa sam’)

Heh ngithi qoma ntombi ngish’ ukudla kwebhodw’ ang’sakwazi

Iphelil’ imali yam’, ama take-away (Heh)

Ngithi qoma ntombi ngish’ ukudla kwebhodw’ ang’sakwazi

Iphelil’ imali ama take-away

Masufun’ umaqondana, nami

Ngizok’thengel’ ebizayo

Masufun’ umaqondana, ungikhumbule nami (Ungikhumbule)

Ngizok’thengel’ ebizayo

On this very last weekend of a ‘short month’, we are animated gazi, for several reasons. For us who are inseparable with the dance floor, yi-weekend enkulu kakhulu. Top rapper Nadia Nakai set the tone for a riveting weekend when she left us yearning for more at the MTN Bushfire Firefly Grand Finale down in Malkerns last night. Then today is the big one. All yam’, iphelil’ iphelil’ ungikhumbule i-perfume i-perfume roads lead to Sibebe Resort for an epic show at the venue’s brand new entertainment hotspot styled the Rock Lifestyle today. It is a grand opening of the place. The headliner for the festivities is South African exciting Afro Pop duo from Ladysmith, KwaZulu-Natal, Blaq Diamond. We can’t wait to see them performing their ‘Qoma’ hit which features Siya Ntuli and Big Zulu. The fun does not end there, as the following day South African Jazz heavyweight Don Laka will delight during the Jazz Soul Sunday at the same place. Speaking of fun, it is thrills all the way, as boys are now separated from men in the chase for honours in the MTN Premier League. It is a big weekend for Green Mamba, who are in the driving seat. Just beating closest challengers Young Buffaloes this weekend will make them three-time champions with two games to spare. Sibonile bafana bemaphepha batsi head-to-head favours the army team. Yibhola lena bafana bami. Anything is possible. Hehehe!

The battle for survival is equally fierce, with Manzini Wanderers making a giant leap in their survival bid in the past week following a 2-1 comeback win over stuttering Nsingizini Hotspurs. While for table-proppers Seven Dreams it is a matter of when, not if, the likes of Tambankulu Callies and Tambuti are under extreme pressure to preserve their Premier League status. Personally, Gazi we would love to see it going down to the wire until the last minute in the battle for both honours and survival. Gazi, as you know kutsi fans can be too emotionally attached to their favourite teams, we heard of how a director of a team had to sprint for dear life following a verbal attack from fans who looked determined to rearrange his face. The said director’s only sin, it was gathered, was walking too close to a tunnel entrance of the team attached to the fans. The fans thought he was there for a ‘special project’ and started baying for his blood. Wavele wabona gazi kutsi ibhemile wacela empunzini. Hehehe. He was even too fast for our lenses gazi, otherwise ngabe we have his pictures splashed here. In this business end of the season, we’ve bought extra spy cameras, as there is too much drama

“The past derbies need to be analysed. Newman Philiso was in front of the ball and he touched the ball first before Kenneth Moloto dived inside our penalty area. I’m not a cry baby but the referee was not spot-on on the day. The past

Mbabane Swallows should walk tall for a well executed marketing plan in the ‘Big Derby’ this past weekend. On top of roping partners to drive

Mbabane Highlanders fans’ decision to invade the pitch in celebration of the 1-all draw with Mbabane Swallows

BAD LUCK

MAN CITY Manchester City invited Arsenal to the Etihad for 4-1 reason only.

SIM CARD

No matter how rich you get, never open a new bar of soap

happening behind the scenes. We are still to download and analyse footage from one of this past weekend’s big games and from the look of things we will ask u-Mlangeni who is in charge of the weekend sports four games against Highlanders need to be analysed,” said Mbabane Swallows General Manager Sandile ‘Beyond 2000’ Zwane in reaction to the penalty awarded against his team in the ‘Big Derby’ last Sunday. the fight against gender-based violence; they were undoubtedly the most colourful team on the day. was off-side. This is not only against the rules but would have led to an unnecessary stampede. before the one you are currently using looks like a sim card.

MATHS TEACHER CALCULUS GUY

A school building collapsed with all teachers inside. Only the maths teacher survived.

section to give us at least two extra pages, as there is too much to write. We feel like a mosquito in a nudist camp.

Stay tuned, as we will soon dissect everything that happened before and after.