QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

“I’m focussed on the available players. I do not want to talk about players who are not here,” said Mbabane Swallows Coach Caleb Ngwenya in reaction to calls from fans to bring back gifted midfielder Banele ‘Pupu’ Sikhondze.

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Young swimming sensation Luca Fraser deserves a pat on the back for maintaining his cutting edge performances beyond the country’s borders. He was Eswatini’s first gold medalist in the ongoing African Swimming Confederation (CANA) Zone IV Championships

Eswatini Boxing Association should have been better organised to save the country from the embarrassment of being disqualified on the biggest stage, the World Championships. Two boxers Chawe Gamedze and Zweli

POKER AND THE ZOO

Why should you never play poker at the zoo? Too many cheetahs.

FISH HITS WALL

What did the fish say when he

Father Christmas today; there is nothing I saw that we did well and conceding in the first minute of the game showed that it wasn’t our day,” said Moneni Pirates Coach Ikabort Masocha following the 0-3 humiliation by Mbabane Highlanders last Sunday.

in Angola.

Ace golfer Nobuhle Dlamini should be commended for staging the second instalment of the golf challenge for juniors this past week. This tournament will go a long way in unearthing future stars.

Dlamini who left for the championships were sanctioned by the International Boxing Association (IBA) at Uzbekistan and were reduced to ‘tourists’ after they were disqualified for failure to report for weigh-in. swam into a wall? Dam.

ACTORS

Why do we tell actors to always break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.