Football star in ‘secret’ engagement
What is sad for the ‘steady’ kutsi she might not be aware of the engagement as it has been kept top secret.
As we are deep into the socalled month of love, it is no surprise that singena with Tyla’s hit titled Water. Some of you are still licking their wounds after being shown flames on Valentine’s Day this past Wednesday. As Shwashwaza Crew we are not ready to offer you a shoulder to cry on. We long warned you about this mjolo thing. Those who cheat, especially with married men or women indzaba yabo asifuni nekuyikhuluma. If the men you cheat with hurt you on Valentine’s Day, nilayekile. Hehehe.
Otherwise, it has been an exciting week as the Ingwenyama Cup is reaching boiling point. All three former champions in Mbabane Swallows, Green Mamba and Young Buffaloes are through to the semi-finals alongside two-time runners-up Mbabane Highlanders. There is no doubt football lovers are guaranteed a memorable experience. We can only say fasten your seatbelts for a bumper semi-finals. Iyawubanjwa nguleshone nayo.
The pulsating Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) has come and gone and the hosts Ivory Coast ascended to the podium to accept Africa’s biggest football prize. Despite a disastrous start to the tournament, they picked themselves up to go for gold. The biggest lesson from Cote d’Ivoire’s performance is that it does not matter how you start. What matters most is ending strongly.
In our next life we will be motivational speakers gazi. Hehehe.
With the AFCON out of the way, focus shifts to the qualifiers for the 2025 instalment that begin next month. Sihlangu are expected to know their opponents soon and we hope for a change of fortunes following the revamp of the technical team.
Politics is not our speciality, so we will focus on what we know best.
Speaking of the month of love, we heard how this top midfielder did the unthinkable. The gifted player, who plays for one the prominent sides, was known to be in love with this lady who is vertically challenged. But what happened on his engagement day left us sibambe wangaphansi. Sisi lo usele ebaleni as she is not the bride to be. What is sad for the ‘steady’ kutsi she might not be aware of the engagement as it has been kept top secret. Tsine we encourage growth, as we don’t want to be dragged into the entanglement. We are just interested on the big day sitodla emakhekhe. Phew. Unzima lomthwalo. Sitayicela ivutsiwe.