Jujumen bolt out of stadium

We did not expect teams could go an extra mile just to grind a result.

Girl, you so beautiful when you move

Holy ghost, holy, oh

Holy ghost, holy, oh

One time, I dey with girlie (Uhhuh)

When you move, when you move (Yes)

Me na wanna help her, me na wanna help her (Ah)

Majo, majo (Let’s go)

Majo, majo (Haha)

Majo, majo

How you feeling?

Sensational, yeah

Wetin I do for you, girl?

And I know, and I know, and I know, girl

I act a fool for you

Love’s like a riddle, yeah

Give me the clues, solve the riddle Oh, ah, oh

Laugh just a little, yeah

Life’s pretty sweet, can’t be bitter She tell me love her ‘til the morning, na-na-na

Love her ‘til the nighttime, na-nana

I don’t get nobody, yeah, I don’t get no body.

Singena on a weekend enkulu kakhulu with Chris Brown featuring Davido and Lojay’s mega hit titled Sensational. All roads lead to Somhlolo National Stadium for what promises to be an epic and sensational Ingwenyama Cup finale. From culture competitions to a dose of social and competitive football, it will be fun all the way.

As the Shwashwaza Crew, we have already consulted our octopus and things are not looking good for the other side. U-Mntolo usidvonse ngelijobo, saying it is unethical for us to make our prediction public. It does not get bigger than this, and Somhlolo National Stadium might prove too small to accommodate the thousands who might cascade to the venue for the grand finale. Forget the Cyclone Gamane threat.

Overall, it has been an eventful week. It was interesting to see one of the sides opting for a ‘neutral’ training venue.

With both coaches used to such pressure, fans should brace themselves for a pulsating decider. Massive, epic, gigantic, exhilarating are some of the adjectives that best describe the spectacle.

As Shwashwaza Crew, we can advise fans to arrive early as gates open as early as 7am. With entertainment all day, the E50 entry fee is a big discount.

In the league, the chase for silverware is heating up. With six games to go, tsine Gazi we foresee a three-horse race. Iyawubanjwa nguleshone nayo.

As it is a busy weekend and kuyasheshwa, asivele sicondze endzabeni Gazi. We heard of how this renowned side’s special projects team set up camp in one of the stadiums ahead of a crucial fixture. Things went according to plan until one fateful night when they were chased out by security personnel. Bavele bacela empunzini without arguing their case at a speed that would have left Usain Bolt green with envy during his heydays. We did not expect teams could go an extra mile just to grind out a result.

With the season about to reach boiling we have bought the Shwashwaza Crew ‘vigilance tablets’ because things happening behind the scene setishwacisa lugogo. We had an option to hire but the head of the crew told us that the economy was not look good. Hehehe. Unzima lomthwalo.