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Say what?

There were two cows in a pad­dock. One of the cows says, “moo” and the other one says, “That’s what I was go­ing to say.”

Cus­tomer: “Do you have al­li­ga­tor shoes?”

Clerk: “Yes, sir. What size does your al­li­ga­tor wear?”

Put 3 coats on

Neigh­bor 1: “Why are you putting those jack­ets on your house?”

Neigh­bor 2: “Well, it says on the paint can to put three coats on.”

Wrong num­ber

A race is about to start. The coach says “1!2!3! GO!” and blows the whis­tle. Ev­ery­body ex­cept Fred runs.

Coach: Fred! Why aren’t you run­ning?

Fred: Be­cause my num­ber is 4.

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