JUST FOR LAUGHS
There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, “moo” and the other one says, “That’s what I was going to say.”
Customer: “Do you have alligator shoes?”
Clerk: “Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?”
Put 3 coats on
Neighbor 1: “Why are you putting those jackets on your house?”
Neighbor 2: “Well, it says on the paint can to put three coats on.”
A race is about to start. The coach says “1!2!3! GO!” and blows the whistle. Everybody except Fred runs.
Coach: Fred! Why aren’t you running?
Fred: Because my number is 4.