JUST FOR LAUGHS

An impossible long leave!

An insurance agent called our medical office. One of our doctors had filled out a medically necessary leave-of-absence form for a patient, but, the agent said, the patient had altered it. The giveaway? The return-to-work date had been changed to February 30.

Imaginary Dogs

My niece was dragged into court by a neighbour who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbour a question. The neighbour didn’t reply. “Sir, are you going to answer me?” The neighbour leaped to his feet. “Are you talking to me?” he asked. “Sorry; I can’t hear a darn thing.” The case was dismissed.

A Different Colour

Client: The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like “blorange.”