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An im­pos­si­ble long leave!

An in­sur­ance agent called our med­i­cal of­fice. One of our doc­tors had filled out a med­i­cally nec­es­sary leave-of-ab­sence form for a pa­tient, but, the agent said, the pa­tient had al­tered it. The give­away? The re­turn-to-work date had been changed to Fe­bru­ary 30.

Imag­i­nary Dogs

My niece was dragged into court by a neigh­bour who com­plained about her bark­ing dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neigh­bour a ques­tion. The neigh­bour didn’t re­ply. “Sir, are you go­ing to an­swer me?” The neigh­bour leaped to his feet. “Are you talk­ing to me?” he asked. “Sorry; I can’t hear a darn thing.” The case was dis­missed.

A Dif­fer­ent Colour

Client: The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a lit­tle more or­ange. Like “blo­r­ange.”

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