JUST FOR LAUGHS

In 50 years!

Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. The first said, “I would like my grandchildren to say ‘He was great fun to be with.’” “Fifty years from now,” said the second, “I want mine to say ‘He was a loyal and loving family man.’” Turning to the third man, they asked him, “So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?” “I want them to say,” the third man replied, “He looks really good for his age!”

When I knew more

I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.