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DON’T KISS!

Wife: “Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”

TWEETMENT NEEDED

PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I’m addicted to checking my Twitter! DOCTOR: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow.

LETTERS LOVE

Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

GOOGLE GIRL

Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?

“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” the teacher instructed her second-grade student. “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant,” he answered. “Umm … Do you know what pregnant means?” “Yes,” said the boy. “It means carrying a child.”

EDUCATION GOT YOU DOWN?

Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.

Q: A man was stabbed in the heart, no one tried to save him but he didn’t die. How is that possible?