JUST FOR LAUGHS

DOG EMPLOYMENT

A local business was looking for office help and they put a sign in the window saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A dog saw the sign, went inside and looked at the manager. He wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. The manager was surprised. The dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside the office, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, “I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.” The dog went to the typewriter and typed out a perfect letter. He took out the page and gave it to the manager. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, “The sign says you have to be good with a computer.” The dog went to the computer and proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programmes and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said, “I realise that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can’t give you the job.” The dog put his paw on the part about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, “Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual.” The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, “Meow.”