Jokes

Fiji Sun - - WEATHER / TV, MOVIE GUIDES -

Don’t listen to the par­rot

A fright­ened man goes to the se­cret po­lice and says, “My talk­ing par­rot dis­ap­peared.”

“Why did you come here? Go to the reg­u­lar po­lice.”

“I will. I’m just here to tell you that I dis­agree with what­ever that par­rot is go­ing to say.”

5 Lies job ap­pli­cants tell

Gild­ing the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the ap­pli­cant claimed … ... to be a for­mer CEO of the com­pany to which he was ap­ply­ing. ... to be flu­ent in two lan­guages—one of which was pig Latin . ... to be a No­bel Prize win­ner .... to have worked in a jail when he was re­ally in there serv­ing time . ... he was fired “on ac­ci­dent.”

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