Jokes

Don’t listen to the parrot

A frightened man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”

“Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.”

“I will. I’m just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.”

5 Lies job applicants tell

Gilding the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed … ... to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. ... to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin . ... to be a Nobel Prize winner .... to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time . ... he was fired “on accident.”