JOKES

The lobby

A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry. I forgot what room I’m in.” The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is called the lobby.”

Concentrate

MAX: Why were the kids staring at the orange juice box? MADDY: I don’t know. MAX: Because it said “concentrate” on it

“Chew-chew!”cher

GRAHAM: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? MOLLY: What? GRAHAM: A teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew-chew!”cher

Piece of cake

BRADY: Why did the student eat his homework? JAN: Why? BRADY: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Broke my leg

PATIENT: Hey, Doc, I think I broke my leg in two places. What should I do? DOCTOR: Don’t go to those places anymore!

“Chew-chew!”cher

SEAN: What happened to the man who made a silent alarm clock? SAM: What? SEAN: He won the Nobel Prize! Source: Boys Life