Jokes

JUST FOR LAUGHS

He shellabrates! Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake! Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.” Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?

It was icing on the cake. Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...

You can always change your birthday on Facebook!