Jokes

My… my leg?

“I have some bad news, Mr. Genffery, and some good news,” a doctor says to his patient who’s just had an operation. “Alright, I want the bad one first,” Mr. Genferry gulps bravely. “Mr. Genferry, there were some complications and as a result, we had to amputate your left leg.” “My… my leg?! Well what’s the good news?” “Can you see that absolute stunner of a nurse there by the window? She just agreed to be my wife!”

He isn’t our Frankie

Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, “He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?” “No,” replies the wife, “he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie.”

Plastic surgery

Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up. You don’t need make-up, Jane. Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you! You need plastic surgery.