FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

BEACHCOMBER heard about how confusing cigarette warning labels can be, but this one takes the cake.

During a recent visit to the North, a journo overheard the following conversation.

Customer: “Can I have one BH, cancer please boss?”

Shopkeeper: “Sorry, I only have unborn (smoking during pregnancy can harm unborn babies).”

The customer scratched his head in frustration then smiled.

“Set. I’ll take it, my wife already gave birth.”

Only in Savusavu!