Razzie Awards: Winnie-the-Pooh, Megan Fox and Sylvester Stallone dishonoured
David Mouriquand
The Razzies have announced their round of winners for 2024.
“Winners” is probably a poor choice of words, but you get it.
The Golden Raspberry Awards - which dish out prizes every year prior to the Oscars to the worst of the worst - have elected Winniethe-Pooh: Blood & Honey as their #1 Worst Movie.
The horror movie version of the beloved children’s classic had a clean sweep, taking home the Razzies for Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, Worst Screen Couple, and Worst Remake, Sequel, or Ripoff.
In our review, we said that the film missed out on being cheap subversive fun, and instead was a staggeringly inept dumpster fire.
Couldn’t have been clearer if we tried.
In the acting categories, Jon Voight was chosen as Worst Actor for Mercy, while Megan Fox won both Worst Actress and Supporting Actress for Johnny & Clyde and the ludicrously titled Expend4bles, respectively. Her Expend4bles costar Sylvester Stallone won Worst Supporting Actor for his work in the film as well.
We're still bemused that the dire The Exorcist: Believer went home empty-handed, but it's hard to argue with the Razzies' choices this year.
Here’s the full list of “winners”:
Worst Picture
The Exorcist: Believer Expend4bles Meg 2: The Trench Shazam! Fury of the Gods Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - WINNER
Worst Director
Rhys Frake-Waterfield, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - WINNER David Gordon Green, The Exorcist: Believer Peyton Reed, Ant Man & the Wasp: Quantumania Scott Waugh, Expend4bles Ben Wheatley, Meg 2: The Trench
Worst Actor
Russell Crowe, The Pope’s Exorcist Vin Diesel, Fast X Chris Evans, Ghosted Jason Statham, Meg 2: The Trench Jon Voight, Mercy - WINNER
Worst Actress
Ana de Armas, Ghosted Megan Fox, Johnny & Clyde - WINNER Salma Hayek, Magic Mike’s Last Dance Jennifer Lopez, The Mother Helen Mirren, Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Worst Supporting Actress Kim Cattrall, About My Father Megan Fox, Expend4bles - WINNER Bai Ling, Johnny & Clyde Lucy Liu, Shazam! Fury of the Gods Mary Stuart Masterson, Five
Nights at Freddy’s
Worst Supporting Actor Michael Douglas, Ant Man & The Wasp: Quantumania Mel Gibson, Confidential Informant Bill Murray, Ant Man & The Wasp: Quantumania Franco Nero, The Pope’s Exorcist Sylvester Stallone, Expend4ables - WINNER Worst Screen Couple
Any 2 “Merciless Mercenaries,” Expend4bles Any 2 Money-Grubbing Investors Who Donated to the $400 Million for Remake Rights to The Exorcist Ana de Armas & Chris Evans (who flunked Screen Chemistry), Ghosted Salma Hayek & Channing Tatum, Magic Mike’s Last Dance Pooh & Piglet in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - WINNER
Worst Prequel, Remake, Ripoff or Sequel
Ant Man & The Wasp: Quantumania The Exorcist: Believer Expend4bles Indiana Jones and The Dial of...Still Beating a Dead Horse Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - WINNER
Worst Screenplay
The Exorcist: Believer Expend4bles Indiana Jones and the Dial of…Can I go home now? Shazam! Fury of the Gods Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey - WINNER