Do you speak… ENGLISH?

Because why not?

À la carte. There was a time when life was all about menus. You had to take the whole thing, you were not free! So boring! Now we have Parcoursup. Amuse-bouche. It has nothing to do with appetizers, you losers! Amuse-bouche is more “on the product”. For instance, you take a carrot from the maison Boudet in the Arroux valley near Montceau-lesmines, you respect the carrot, you bring it to the restaurant, you show it love and bienveillance and then voilà!

C’est la vie. When you don’t have nothing to say, you hesitate between this, “eh oui” and “Hidalgo bobo”.

Cul-de-sac. When you buy trousers and you think they are good trousers but in fact they are not, and they make your butt look like a plastic bag.

Déjà-vu. Such a strange feeling! It’s like you are walking down the street at night and boom, you don’t see anybody in the street, you are all alone. Because it’s the couvre-feu, lol! You know couvre-feu?

Je ne sais quoi. “I don’t know” but with a mistake.

Ménage à trois. When your home is very dirty because of all the bad vibes and bad energies and you call a friend to help you cleaning because it is too much for you and your conjoint(e).

Rendez-vous. It is exactly like a date but more elegant. For example, if they leave your apartment in the morning after and never call you back, it is a date. If they leave a little bit of money, it is a rendezvous.

Touché. Imagine you are on Twitter: you find someone really mean, you call them a nazi or a suppôt of the system and then when that someone is sad about your tweet, you say “Touché!”.

Tour de force. When you sit at the terrace of a café and the waiter brings you a very very bad 3,40€ coffee and he makes you feel stupid for wanting this very very bad coffee, that is a structural tour de force.