Magic, Sleep in House

MAGIC and sleep stole into Parliament Chambers Friday afternoon amid the lacklustre debate on a number of bills.

The magic was weaved into the proceedings by Prime Minister Mr. Hamilton Green during debate on changes to “the disqualification provisions for members of Parliament.

“There’s no magic about election!” Mr. Green declared, responding to suggestions that members nominated for Parliament should make the extent of their financial dealings with government public before election day.

The Prime Minister’s declaration brought a wry retort shortly after from Mr. Eusi Kwyana, of the Working People’s Alliance (WPA).

“There is no magic about election day? There is a lot of magic on election day — a lot of magic!” Kwayana declared to amused laughter, mainly from the opposition side of the House.

Magic’s comrade-in- arms, sleep, had earlier crept in and claimed two of the newcomers to the back bench of the ruling People’s National Congress (PNC).

The two took their seats just over a week ago but after less than an hour on their third day, they fell victims to the soporific ambience of the chambers.

Side by side, the two Honourable Members dozed, oblivious to the words of wisdom and high-sounding statements of good-intentioned laws broadcast by their fellow lawmakers.

“Can you blame them?” asked a member of the press corps as parliamentary neighbours of the two looked on, smiling indulgently.