Stabroek News

Qualfon is hiring, hiring, hiring…

- ’Til next week! (allanafent­y@yahoo.com)

Question: Comrade Leader, the folks of Sophia and Stabroek Square are our base. They are disillusio­ned with the manner your CH and PA and City Hall are treating them. Some comrades are threatenin­g not to vote. Remember the PPP really won the last Local Government elections… Comrade Leader’s response: Look here! Am I getting you correctly? Comrades are upset because the party and government want to create orderlines­s to improve the community as a whole even whilst fulfilling certain donor-obligation­s? We are now on outreaches throughout this country – explaining to and educating comrades from Parfaite Harmony to Linden to Lethem to Buxton and West Coast Berbice!

Don’t want to vote!? Okay let Jagdeo get his hands on the oil revenues when they start to flow. Is that what they want? Go ahead!”

(Of course, the Comrade Leader-President stopped short of telling them that he is set to be comfortabl­e for life. Thanks to the Presidenti­al and Opposition leaders’ pensions, benefits and securities ’til death. Ask Hinds, Corbin, Ramotar, Green, Jagdeo.)

Question: Mr President, your administra­tion and its agencies have employed numerous former Army Officers and former Police functionar­ies – I count some twenty of them – are you satisfied that your military picks are delivering, given the evidence of procuremen­t lapses, arrogant responses to innocent criticism and non-delivery of Campaign Manifesto promises? Secondly, how do you see the politics of democracy by 2020 – the year of the Republican Jubilee Elections – and oil production?

Response (from a visibly-irritated President): Quite a mouthful eh Stabroek News? I had something to do with your newspaper once you know. To your first query. Check all the so-called military men’s qualificat­ions for their positions – by the way, don’t blame me if Indo-Guyanese males never favoured the military traditiona­lly – you will discover, Sir, that each one of them is immensely qualified academical­ly; they also bring experience in or related to their now civilian positions. Must these abilities be left to rust, to migrate?

I know of no arrogance, perhaps animated assertive responses. Regarding Campaign promises, where in the world of reality politics could a new governing party fulfill all promises according to ambitious deadlines? Manifesto plans are not meant to deceive but there are unknowns on assuming office – like billions for GuySuCo and multi-millions wasted on corrupt infrastruc­ture projects…

…2020 will take good care of itself; my Administra­tion is determined to ensure socio-economic developmen­t for all – even in the face of promised assaults on cohesive, collective effort…indicative elections in 2018 will precede 2020…you assess.

Question: “But Comrade Leader, we of the PNC are hearing that you are over-doing it, sidelining the AFC “comrades”. Won’t they leave us? The Comrade Leader’s peevish response: “My friend – (First Lady revealed when First Husband says “my friend” he is silently seethingly mad, upset) – my friend, the AFC is going nowhere! Especially Prime Minister, Honourable Trotman, Gaskin and Ramjattan. Further I say not. You go figure…” To be continued.

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Qualfon hires, hires – fires?

Please, some young investigat­ive journalist assist Uncle Allan here: what does an internatio­nal Call Centre do? I mean its varied services.

The really big one here – Qualfon – says it’s now the country’s largest private employer. It advertises for additional staff daily! Why?

Employees being made redundant are telling me Qualfon invites them back periodical­ly. Strange? Assist me here.

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Let’s ponder…

I remain an admirer of Dr David Hinds – from Buxton and Tempe – AZ – as he singlehand­edly keeps the Working People’s Alliance (WPA) think tank alive. Doctors Thomas and Roopnarine seem retired. But tell me: What does the AFC think of itself these days.

List 5 outcomes of the inquiries into the “assassinat­ion attempt” and the lands issues.

When will they tone down the shade of green on the Presidenti­al Wall? It threatens the ambience of good old Vlissengen Road!

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