Frankly Speaking - Extra-terrestrial aliens wonder
…about the world, about Guyana
[So how are you all - my country men and women - coping with the relative bombardment daily? Of issues related to elections, oil and gas, crime, traffic accidents, illegal narcotics and political wranglings? I can’t. Then, the curiosity of planetary visitors from an advanced distant world commanded my attention!]
No joke! A credible UFO group informed of the recent week-long presence of a two-being extra-terrestrial observer mission sent from their outer galactic universe to study the goings on of one very primitive planet. They chose Earth - our dwelling place. Because their seniors sensed that the primitive inhabitants of earth were seemingly intent on shortening significantly that planet’s existence. Thus the advanced aliens thought their findings would be a great effective case study for their brilliant youngsters located thousands of lights-years away and safe from this place of a few family-planets.
So, hovering under their cloak of invisibility but with abilities to access hearing, seeing, analyzing and easily comprehending Earth’s behaviours, the two-being team compiled findings under general headings or themes. Such as origin of primitive planet, sustenance and survival, global characteristics and governance, conflict resolution, existence expectancy, among others.
Up front, in their Report’s Introduction, they had reason for comparative humour. for, as they noted, in their faraway, farbehind system and family of planets, Earth enjoyed only one main star – the sun - and only one moon! No wonder the aliens concluded, this earth life has to be limited when compared to more advanced planetary communities and beings. (Their very own planet benefited from 3 suns and 5 moons.)
The following is the barest summary of the extra-terrestrials’ findings relevant to
This earliest of planets – Earth regards itself as third away from its sunstar, amongst a group of nine in some sun or solar system or group. To this day, its major primate inhabitants are still unsure of basic origins – such as how the little planet came into being. By some God? Or by a “Big Bang” of physical explosive energy? Even the inhabitants themselves are not certain of their own origins.
To this day (2018) these humanoids – bi-pedal or two legged species of two main genders who like to be known as humans or “Homo-sapiens” – cannot all agree on whether they are products of some divine creation (creation) or descendants of a “lower” species who slowly evolved to their current status (evolution). Against that earthly contextual confusion, we, a two-being superior delegation from an advanced extra-terrestrial world, find the following.
We find that Earthling Humans are deficient in brain-power probably because of slothful clumsy evolution. So though they class themselves above their lower animal kingdom species, they should not.
We find that because they refuse to accept that they all began life on and in one of their planet’s continents (named Africa), they made superficial physical looks and cultural differences become causes for race conflicts and divisions throughout the planet.
We find that the above gave rise to