JERK ALERT

Cosmopolitan (India) - - CONFESSIONS -

“There was a hot new girl at work, so I took her out to lunch as a wel­come thing. As we ate, I gave her point­ers on the of­fice pol­i­tics, in­clud­ing a heads-up about how she should act around the CEO of the com­pany, who’s a no­to­ri­ous jerk to new peo­ple. She was quiet, so I took that as a sign to keep go­ing on about his quirks, like how he doesn’t want you to make eye con­tact or ride the el­e­va­tor with him. When I fin­ished, she said, ‘The CEO is my un­cle, and he’s never acted like that around any­one I know.’ She picked up her bag and left.”

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